The Wabash Cannonball

The Wabash Cannonball. It's a song, it's a train, and it's a place.

But it takes too long to say. Wumps is nice and short and to the point. As is Wumpus, at least only slightly less so. But how did this poor animal get such ridiculous nicknames? Is his monkey an avid gamer or just a fan of Edward Gorey? Wuggly Ump has the answer.

Wumps has had a brief but eventful home life.