Cats take no prisoners
I did the unthinkable. I left the apartment for EIGHT. WHOLE. HOURS.
I had a good time, and I'm not sorry. I did it because I wanted to, and I feel good about it.
But judging from the approximately 30 claw marks I received in the 10 minutes after I got back to the apartment, I am the WORST. HELPER MONKEY. EVER.
July 31, 2002